Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head were joined in matrimony at 4:30 this afternoon. Following the ceremony the couple departed for a honeymoon, escorted only by a small cheetah.
The new Mrs. Potato sported a yellow golf hat, bare feet (toned orange), and her largest, whitest set of teeth. Mr. Potato's jumbo eyes and ears engulfed his half-size body. It was a compelling ceremony, as both exchanged vows they had written themselves.
Mr. Potato Head, do you promise to protect this woman from any further damage? Her eyes, her ears, her head?
Do you promise to have children?
(this is her question, Isobel added...)
Then you may kiss the bride.
Loud applause (with an occasional howl of laughter) ensued from all the guests--Camera Man Potato Head, Dad Potato Head, Yours Truly, and two young children. None of the guests have been informed when the couple will return from the Dark Jungle of Doom, where they are now on their honeymoon.
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